11:35 AM
WHY MUST GARDENERS BE SO FREAKING DAMN HOT??!!

jus finished reading "The Undomestic Goddess"., and i've already fallen in love with the gardener.

well fall in love as in not fall fall in love. you know. *gestures dismissively*

sigh... its always the gardeners that steal the limelight, no? they are the ones with the muscular and freaking hot bods. sorry if the word 'hot' seems over-used here, but i can tell you, there is no better way to describe them. HOTTTT!!!

come to think of it, a number of gardeners have sprung up in my mind that are hot. remember 'Sex and the City' Season 3? in one of the episodes Charlotte was wandering in the garden when she came across this gardener (with a superb bod, no less) and later happily drowned herself in orgasm-inducing dreams of her screwing the gardener. slurp.

I didn't catch 'Desperate Housewives', but i was pretty sure there was one gardener amongst the ladies. He probably charmed his way through all four of them. see? another hot gardener that sweeps the ladies off their dainty feet.

Amd finally, Nathaniel in 'The Undomestic Goddess' definitely qualifies as hot. and much more than that! sweet and caring and kind and sexy and hot... anymore more adjectives and this page will become a full blown mushy article. "For God's sake he's only a ficticious character!" yar, but so? if only ficticious characters came alive. tamade, why isn't reality like a fairytale? Or a Sophie Kinsella book? Sue me for being corny, but sometimes many times i've found myself wishing that i lived in the books i read. Childish? maybe, but that still doesn't stop me from lamenting that WHY DON'T I EVER MEET A HOT GARDENER?!!

Aaaaargh.

[Side note: baby, you know that you rock my socks and i love you. and you know how much i adore these featherbrained bimbotic chick novels as well... i'm just in one of those i-just-read-a-great-book-why-doesnt-it-happen-to-me mood... you know at the end of the day i'm still yours. :) love you :)]

hui @ 11:35 AM
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